The Devil has a receipt on that girl’s ass
They say that Albert Einstein figured out the Theory of Relativity with a pencil and paper. I have had an entire 1 square mile of rainforest in pencils and paper. All I draw is cartoons.
Wouldn’t it be great if ostriches could fly? Huge flocks of ostrich. A group of ostriches is called a “herd.”
Toby Keith had just learned the word “Democrat”. He was using it in a sentence. He spoke it phonetically. Like when a parrot says “pretty bird” but without the parrot’s talent.
The dress fit her to a TNT
That story has more holes in it than a tattooed lady on a porcupine.
“I sell smiles for my living, here have one for free. Looks good on ya, Here have another. Wear it for breakfast”` David Lee Roth
Rules for sharing of news articles
- Read first. Then share.
- Check the source (and their sources).
- Watch out for recycled stories.
- If you care about facts, ignore the blatantly slanted. Left or Right.
- Google it.
Hi. I’m a customer / fan of your brand. Unfortunately I’ll no longer be able to shop there because you do business with / support the Trump family. If you were to no longer do so I would consider returning as a customer. Please communicate my feedback to store management. Thank you.~ Arlo Roan
Click the message for the spreadsheet. Fuck Trump and let these business know you won’t support any form of hate. #grabyourwallet