Coffee Thought

The Devil has a receipt on that girl’s ass

They say that Albert Einstein figured out the Theory of Relativity with a pencil and paper. I have had an entire 1 square mile of rainforest in pencils and paper. All I draw is cartoons.

Boogie Chillin’

Wouldn’t it be great if ostriches could fly? Huge flocks of ostrich. A group of ostriches is called a “herd.”

old and broken down 
a nightjar in a tree screams 
jack o’lanterns burn 
~ Random Haiku Generator

I remember when I was 10 years old I was like “I’m never gonna smoke weed” now I’m like “I’m probably not gonna do meth…”

Like a snake, I was charmed.

Get drunk and set your chickens free

Toby Keith had just learned the word “Democrat”. He was using it in a sentence. He spoke it phonetically. Like when a parrot says “pretty bird” but without the parrot’s talent.

The dress fit her to a TNT

That story has more holes in it than a tattooed lady on a porcupine.

“I sell smiles for my living, here have one for free. Looks good on ya, Here have another. Wear it for breakfast”` David Lee Roth

Rules for sharing of news articles

  1. Read first. Then share.
  2. Check the source (and their sources).
  3. Watch out for recycled stories.
  4. If you care about facts, ignore the blatantly slanted. Left or Right.
  5. Google it.

Hi. I’m a customer / fan of your brand. Unfortunately I’ll no longer be able to shop there because you do business with / support the Trump family. If you were to no longer do so I would consider returning as a customer. Please communicate my feedback to store management.  Thank you.~ Arlo Roan

Click the message for the spreadsheet. Fuck Trump and let these business know you won’t support any form of hate. #grabyourwallet



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